1. Just don’t write
2. Have cool ideas and then don’t bother to write them down
3. Tell yourself it has to be perfect
4. Scroll through Instagram for two hours instead
5. Eat a bowl of cereal when you have some “free time”
6. Care what other people think about your writing
7. Yell at yourself for not writing enough
8. Read top ten lists
9. Eat another bowl of cereal because “you’re still hungry” instead of writing
10. Keep coming up with new reasons not to write
