Weeping Into Your Wine
Joints On Fire (Hips, Knees, Shoulders, etc)
Why Isn’t There Any More Coffee?
Burritos For Dinner
The Poopinator
The 10 Year Old Dog Hair
Sleep Is A Four Letter Word
Please Stay Married To Me
Our Floor Is Made Of Cheese Its
Smoothie Or Die
Don’t Look At Me Until I’ve Had Coffee
One Poop Leads To Another
Dinosaur Dance Til My Eyes Bleed
Does Anybody Else Smell Poop?
40 Is The New 90
Bedtime Has Horns
Im Gonna Start Some Laundry
Did You Eat The Last Cookie? Because It Was Seriously My Last Remaining Joy In Life
It’s 9am Somewhere And Other Drinking Rules
I’ll Fit These Shorts Again Someday
Cleaning Out The Garage Is The New Sex
How Old Is This Cheerio?
My Car Is Actually A Cereal Box
Do You Want Burritos Or Burritos Cause You’re Not Getting Cheerios
That’s all for now.
Copyright Margot Shumway 2019
